TRUYỆN HÀI TIẾNG ANH ( ENGLISH HUMOROUS STORIES )
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Story one:
THREE OR FOUR ?
- Two fathers and two sons, how many persons are there in total?
- Too easily! Four!
- Wrong!
- Why is it wrong?
- I am the son of my father. My father is the son of my grand-father
So two fathers and two sons are three persons. It is right?
Story two:
THE NOSE AND THE TONGUE
- Why does each of us have two eyes, two ears, two hands, two feet but
only one nose and one tongue?
- You have two eyes to see more, two ears to hear more, two hands to
work more, two feet to walk more but only one tongue to talk less and one
nose not to poke it into other people's business.
Story three:
THE GEOGRAPHIC LESSON
- In the geographic lesson, teacher asked his pupils.
- Explain me how the sun rises and sets.
A pupil replied:
- The sun sets in order to it is dark and we know the time to go to bed
The sun rises in order to we get up for our breakfast.
Story four:
THE SHORTEST WORD
- What's the shortest word in English?
- I ......
- All right!
- Well. What the longest word in English?
- I .......
- Why is it "I", too?
- I haven't said the full sentence, you interrupted my words.
- Oh, I'm sorry! What did you want to say?
- In both two times, I wanted to say: " I .... don't know ".
Người sưu tầm: Nguyễn Thị Thu Mai
